"Good morning honey"
even if u call everybody honey
"Share is love"
but not when u share a beer
"Me: - Look, we have the same shirt almost.
Him: - yeah, lets talk in advance to avoid this"
that was his call. but makes me feel guilty as I would have said it!
"... and then, I screamed like a little girl and I started running like a chicken"
this is useful for getting more respect from your co-worker
"Want me to lick your cigarette too?"
He was saying that his cigarettes were dry. And I have a thing about licking my cigarettes. nothing sexual!!! Anyhow, what can be sexual in licking a cigarette? A cigar maybe, but a tiny fragile cigarette??? Puah!
"Him: -We can do it together sometimes.
Me: - That sounds romantic!!!... No."
it was about a German test.
"Now that you are sweet and buttery can I ask u a personal question?"
not even after he eat an chocolate croissant. You just don't do that.